Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

ur gay

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Soccer...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Where's my tractor?

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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