- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Davey Peterson.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Buzi vagy!

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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