- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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