- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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