- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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