You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Yo mama's fat.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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