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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Yo mama's fat.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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