Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Arrow in the Knee!

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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