- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Banana Hamock.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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