- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

watch me nae nae

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

what's worst than being gay? being black

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