why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Anti Joke

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