- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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