knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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