Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Tommy got neutered.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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