Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Im cute hehehee

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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