- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats a joke

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

What is red? A rock painted red

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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