- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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