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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Pianos.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

GOODBYE

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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