- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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