What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Religionh

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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