-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Three baby seals walk into a club...

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

so how about that irline food

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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