- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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