Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

epic win?

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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