- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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