How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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