- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Once upon a time

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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