- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

matt is fat

What's 9+10? 19.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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