- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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