- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Today is March 22.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Get on the boat.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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