- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock knock Come in

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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