- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Albert your flies undone.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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