COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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so how about that irline food

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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