How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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