What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

mexicans fishing

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Trump will make America great again.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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