- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

did you stub your toe?

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A Fat Kenyan

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

tim has no humor

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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