Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Gus's mom

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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