Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

ME NAME IS JEFF

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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