- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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YO FACE

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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