- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

roses are red violets should be purple

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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