- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Today is March 22.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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