What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Prostitution is bad.......

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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