- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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