How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Y u do dis?

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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ur gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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