- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Female rights.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

i'm hard

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Knock Know! Come in!

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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