- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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