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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A train poops its pants.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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