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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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