- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

William wright is Gay

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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