- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

You're tall.

My cat just died.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A black student graduated High School

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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