Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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