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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Your Mom!!!

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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