- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did death say to life? Go die

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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