- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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