What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

your face

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...