- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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