- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

whos district champs not JM

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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