World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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