- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

I like touching my boobs

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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