- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

School

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Basically

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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