70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

An Artic Storm.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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