- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I read the terms of service.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

woman's rights

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Women's Rights.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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