- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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