Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Women's Rights

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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i like men but im not gay

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Anti Joke

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