Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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