A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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