- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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