How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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