- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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