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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

If youre African, why are you white?

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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