- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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