Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Women's rights.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

CHORGLUND

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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