- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Tommy got neutered.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What's 9+10? 19.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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matt is fat

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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