- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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