- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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