one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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I love you

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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