- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

being sober in a bar fight

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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