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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

whats black and strange a paki

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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