- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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