How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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penis

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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it's funny because it's funny

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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obama

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Ben Corbishley

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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