- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

how do you win a game try your best

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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