What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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so how about that irline food

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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