Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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being sober in a bar fight

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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