King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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