What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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I shot a bitch.

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