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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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