- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Stop procrastinating.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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