Yo Momma is not fat.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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