- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Women's rights.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

the lemon was sweet.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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