How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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