- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A black student graduated High School

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Cancer.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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