- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

This sentence is a lie.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Thats what she said

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