- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Killing your friend as a joke.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you call white trash Garbage

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