why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Skrillex.

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woman's rights

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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