Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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