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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What are annoying? Ads.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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