Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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what are three short words? i a am

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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