A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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