- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

National security?

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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