- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

National security?

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

your mom

A dog was barking at a tree

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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