Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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