A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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the holocaust

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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