- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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