A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Albino African Americans

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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