What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

well now

Raveena Thandhan

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

all your base are belong to mark

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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