A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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