- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What's brown and sticky A stick

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Agent 47.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Women's rights.

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