- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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