Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Anti Joke

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