my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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BOTTOM!!!

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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