- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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