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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

the lemon was sweet.

Women's rights.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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