- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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feminists.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I work at jcpenny

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Wait! hundred billions!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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