Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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what's white and sticky semen

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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