- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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