Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Your mom is so nice.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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