- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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