Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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