Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

God wrote this joke.................................

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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