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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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