how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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