Women's Rights

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Then none of us want to be right.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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