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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats worse than suicide? death

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Justin beiber..

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Whats worse than suicide? death

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Justin beiber..

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.