Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

The game.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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