- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

A paralysed man falls over.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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