Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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