- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's 9+ 10?! 19

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

A chicken walks into a barn.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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