- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

a black man pays his child support

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Jacob Edwards has friends.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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