- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

I'm homeless.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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