- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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