CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Anti Joke

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