- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Manchester City

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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