Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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a black man pays his child support

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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