- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What's 9+ 10?! 19

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

A chicken walks into a barn.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

knock knock!? . . No.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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