- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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