Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Cheese

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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your life

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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I'm Coming

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Anti Joke

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