Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Terraria

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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