- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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