You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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