knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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well now

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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