- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Skinny people fart less.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

WILLY

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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