Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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alex is cool

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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