What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

being sober in a bar fight

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Chicken

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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