- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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