have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Catholicism.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

who is awesome? no one...

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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